Yes. It’s true. I do like to say things; so much so that unless you are old or a geek, then what I say may seem a little cryptic at times. Don’t fret, because today I have compiled a list of my favorite sayings and euphemisms for the sake of clarity and to show just how hip hopity and urban I am.

Wang Chung

To have fun — preferably tonight or during the evening. The saying originated from an ’80s rock band called “Wang Chung” whos hit single “Everybody Have Fun Tonight” had a lyric “Everybody have fun tonight! Everybody Wang Chung tonight.”

Everybody wang chung tonight!
We wanged. We chunged. Now let’s go home.

Ricockulous

Something that transcends the realm of ridiculous that it becomes ricockulous.

Your face is so ugly that it’s ricockulous.

It’s on like the former Soviet Republic of Azerbaijan.

A way of expressing commencement. Azerbaijan was, indeed, a former Soviet satellite state, and it’s incorporation into the saying is nothing more than a way of rhyming with “it’s on.” It is much like its cousin “It’s on like Donkey Kong.”

Oh dude! I’m totally on for chicken wings tonight. It’s on. It’s on like the former Soviet Republic of Azerbaijan.

Frak / Feck

An expletive substitute for the word fuck. Frak is one of the expletives used on the science fiction show Battlestar Galactica.

Oh yea well frak you! Go feck youself!

“I see,” said the blind man to the deaf boy.

A way of expressing affirmation or realization to the degree greater than that of a normal “I see.”

Wait. So Bruce Willis is really a ghost!? “I see,” said the blind man to the deaf boy.

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