To: AJ
From: Fred
RE: Remember when we used to play WoW?
Sometimes I wish I could forfeit all of my skills and respecifiy my characteristics down a different skill tree. I think when my dice was rolled and my mom pushed that “Create character” button which launched me out of her uteris and split open her vaginal opening several inches due to my big head and Chuck Norris status shoulders, the majority of my skills points were spent towards the career aspect of life. I don’t know why, but I always seem to do really well with jobs. When I first worked at KB Toys, I was only hired as a seasonal and after two weeks, ended up working over 30 hours a week. I got promoted to Shift Leader at Wetzel’s Pretzels in three months. I got promoted to 3rd Key at EB Games in two months. I got a full time position at HME after two months of interning. Now I’m doing freelance. Maybe I’m just around at the right time? Lately though, I think my former dominance in academia and timidness in social skills have gradually found a balance with one another. I used to get really good grades in every subject yet was too afraid to talk to people I didn’t know. Now I get really good grades in only the classes I have interests in and am only slightly nervous to talk to people I don’t know. I probably have absolutely zero points invested down the relationship tree. I have the worst luck with females. It’s as if I have an epic set of gear that has +80% chance to miss. Or +5 Clock of Invisibility (to females, male equip only). Or something really, really corny like that. Don’t get me wrong, I meet girls. I can just never keep them. Maybe I’m too picky? Maybe I’m not very interesting? Or maybe I’m just not trying hard enough? I only know that it is not because I am gay, because I am not (but I have no problem if you are).
AJ
March 11th, 2008
CrazyLikeCatfish
March 12th, 2008